What’s the craziest thing you’ve heard pretending to be asleep?

Lol, I still find this hilarious to this day

They covered me up again, although it was all the way up to my chest , and I heard the door opening once again as I would assume my roommate friend was about to leave (I genuinely didn't know why she entered the first place, unless she just wanted to catch a glimpse of me in the nude) but regardless that interaction was just funny as hell to me, but I did go to actual sleep eventually, and same with my roomate Tiff. To this day I haven't told Tiff anything about it since I do not want to her embarrass her like that, and I'm obviously not mad at her for telling her friend I sleep with my birthday suit on

It was during college, I was sleeping (I was actually sleeping in the nude), but I kept waking up, and it was just one of those nights I couldn't sleep unfortunately for whatever reason, and my college roommate was out to wherever she went . Fast forward to around midnight, I heard the doors being opened , and so i pretended to fall asleep. I heard my roommate enter and who I could assume was one of her friends (didn't know why my roommate friend was entering with her) regardless though, they both enter and they see me sleeping, and so they close the door quietly and then I can overhear them saying *omg, is that your nudist roommate you were talking about* and my roommate said yes, *side note, I had a small blanket covering me from the waist below* . Next thing I'm realizing, I felt my blanket moving and I thought to myself one of the two is removing my cover and revealing my lower body. The next part i wanted to laugh and wake up so badly as i heard my Roommate friend was saying *Omg Tiff, this is what you get to see everyday, you're so lucky , if I were you, I'd honestly want to get together with him and suck his (Private Area) *Cant say that word but you all get the point* . I then heard Tiff saying *Yea but I don't think he likes me or would even allow me to do anything to him, but let's just cover him up before he wakes up and realizes his blanket is on the floor and we did something to him while he was asleep*

Ive been pretending to be okay and acting as normal as possible, but Im actually completely heartbroken after a recent breakup. Its painful and really affecting me, to the point where I cant concentrate at work, Ive lost my appetite, I cant sleep, and It feels as if my whole world has been turned upside down. I loved him so much. He said so many cruel things to me and it made me realize he must not have loved me the way I loved him, or he wouldnt have said such horrible things. How do I handle the heartbreak and why cant I accept that he didnt love me and just forget about him?